Dewayne’s Brain

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Some people never help themselves, and some don’t even bother
But we know we’ll get answers from the Plano Tex godfather
We want to grow up to be like him, and I think you’d all agree
He’s the guy with style and he’ll go a mile, he’s a monitor emcee
And If you have a question well there’s one sure place to go
To the master mind, he’s one of a kind, aint nuthin he don’t know

Dewayne’s brain
Dewayne’s brain
Never harps or hollers, never does the man complain
Dewayne’s brain
Dewayne’s brain
Don’t try to hop on board you just can’t stop the DC train
 
Office clad with sticky notes, he can reference every one
He’s the first one on a call before the screamming has begun
He’ll blow your mind with an ANI find he’s the quickest gun in town
Don’t doubt the man, he writes the plan, his knowledge is renown
 
It’s all in..
Dewayne’s brain
Dewayne’s brain
Never harps or hollers, never does the man complain
Dewayne’s brain
Dewayne’s brain
Don’t try to hop on board you just can’t stop the DC train
 
Gotta a loaded 4gig laptop hangin low along his hip
He’ll pull it out and boot it up, let the troubleshooting rip
You best be gone when he is done just don’t get in his way
No he’s not from hell, and thats just as well, he’s got a bottomless cache